🛁 The Bark-Byte – Dirty Dog No More: Vol. 4

🐩 From Snout to Tail 🐶

Let’s face it—some parts of your dog are just… funky. We’re talking crusty eye corners, mysterious ear gunk, and the one area you only touch with gloves and emotional support.

But fear not! In this episode, we’re sniffing out the truth on how to clean your pup’s sensitive spots safely, effectively, and without getting a face full of the zoomies.

Table of Contents

• 🐩 From Snout to Tail 🐶

• 👂 The Ears Have It: Cleaning Dog Ears

• 👁️ Eye Spy: Keeping Dog Eyes Gunk-Free

• 🍑 Back-End Basics (Yep, We’re Going There)

• 🗝️ Key Takeaways:

• 💡 Tele-Vet’s Tip:

  • 🐾 Share the Freshness

• A word from our Sponsor ⭐️

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👂 The Ears Have It: Cleaning Dog Ears

Why it matters:
Dirty ears can lead to infections, discomfort, and serious itch-a-thons.

How to clean them safely:

1. Use a vet-approved ear cleaner (never hydrogen peroxide!)

2. Apply cleaner to a cotton pad—never deep into the ear canal

3. Gently wipe the visible part of the ear

4. If you hear squishy sounds or smell something rancid, it’s time to call a vet

👁️ Eye Spy: Keeping Dog Eyes Gunk-Free

What’s normal:
Tears, a little crust in the morning

How to clean:

1. Use a moist cotton ball or pet-safe wipe

2. Wipe gently from the inner corner outward

3. Always use a fresh wipe for each eye

🍑 Back-End Basics (Yep, We’re Going There)

What to look out for:

• Scooting? Licking the rear? Might be anal glands

• Matted fur around the butt? Time for a tidy-up

• That smell? You know the one.

Back-end hygiene includes:

• Regular sanitary trims (especially for long-haired dogs)

• Wiping after messy poops with unscented dog wipes

• Flagging unusual smells or behavior for your vet

🗝️ Key Takeaways:

• Ears, eyes, and rear ends need regular checks

• Use only pet-safe products (never cotton swabs in ears!)

• Watch for changes in smell, color, or behavior

• When in doubt, reach out to a vet

• A clean pup is a comfy pup

💡 Tele-Vet’s Tip:

If you’re noticing strange odors, discharge, or your dog won’t stop licking a “funky” spot, don’t play guessing games.

Book a virtual vet consult to rule out infections, allergies, or impacted glands.

🐾💻 Book now at Tele-Vet

🐾 Next Week: Dental Health for Dogs: More Than a Breath Mint

🐾 Share the Freshness

Send this newsletter to your fellow dog parents.
Let’s keep tails wagging and noses clean—one funky spot at a time.

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