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🛁 The Purrfect Clean: Vol. 1Do Cats Need Baths? (Spoiler: Sometimes, Yes.)
Because occasionally, tongue power just isn’t enough.

🛁 Do Cats Need Baths?
Because when your cat smells like their own litter box… it’s time.
Let’s be real—cats are famously self-cleaning. But sometimes, life gets messy.
Whether it’s mystery goo, allergy flare-ups, senior stiffness, or a particularly unfortunate garbage adventure, there are times when even the most elegant feline needs a little help from the human.
In this episode, we’re breaking down when you should bathe your cat, how to survive the experience with minimal bloodshed, and what products are actually safe for their sensitive skin.
Table of Contents
🚿 When to (Actually) Bathe a Cat
You should bathe your cat if:
They’ve rolled in something gross or sticky
They have fleas or a skin condition (vet-approved shampoo only!)
They’re seniors, overweight, or sick and can’t groom themselves properly
They have long hair and get matted easily
You’re managing allergies or frequent dander
😾 When NOT to Bathe a Cat
Just because they smell “a bit funky” (could be a sign of illness—ask your vet)
As punishment (it’ll only ruin your relationship—and your towels)
Too frequently (this strips oils and dries out their skin)
🧴 Cat Bathing 101: How to Keep Your Cat & Your Sanity
What you’ll need:
A sink, shallow tub, or big basin
2 towels (one for drying, one for armor)
Vet-approved cat shampoo (no human or dog stuff!)
A rinse cup or detachable sprayer
Treats, calm music, and a therapy session afterward (optional… kind of)
Steps:
Brush before the bath to remove loose hair & mats
Use lukewarm water—not too hot, not too cold
Gently wet the cat from the shoulders down (avoid the head!)
Lather with cat shampoo, avoiding the face
Rinse thoroughly—residue = itchy cat
Towel dry and retreat from claws if necessary
🙀 What If My Cat Absolutely Hates Water?
Some cats will NEVER be cool with a bath—and that’s okay.
Alternatives include:
Waterless foam shampoos
Pet wipes for cats (unscented, hypoallergenic)
Professional groomers who specialize in cats
A good brushing session to tide them over
🗝️ Key Takeaways:
✔️ Most cats don’t need regular baths—but some do
✔️ Never use dog or human shampoo on a cat
✔️ Prepare your supplies, move calmly, and protect your arms
✔️ Watch for signs your cat’s grooming habits have changed
✔️ When in doubt—consult your vet, not just your cat’s stink face
💡 Tele-Vet’s Tip:
If your cat suddenly stops grooming, smells odd, or their coat looks greasy, don’t reach for the shampoo first—check with a vet.
Changes in hygiene can signal pain, illness, or stress.
Book a virtual consult and let a vet assess if it’s something simple or something serious.
🐾 Next Week: Brush Me If You Dare: Grooming Tips for Long & Short-Haired Cats
Know someone living with a greasy goblin of a cat? Forward this newsletter and help a friend (and a feline) feel fresh again.
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